Coworkers.

I hate to post anything negative on Valentine's Day. I mostly don't even think about it. Valentine's Day is just my closest cousin's birthday and therefore a reason to celebrate regardless of being single. But I was at work today when I was pulled into my coworkers' conversation.
Girl 1 to me: Looks like you and me are the only single ones here.
Girl 2 to me: Yeah, I'm sorry for you.
Me: Don't feel sorry for me. I feel sorry for you.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Because you have a boyfriend.
Girl 2 looks offended because of course everyone knows about her recent boyfriend problems.

In my head I'm thinking, don't give me that look. You were being rude first. I've never actually come out at work about being asexual... at least to these specific girls. But they all know about me wanting to stay single. The first girl at least has maybe guessed, because they all talk about sex a lot so I've hinted about it.